just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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