Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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