Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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