What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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