I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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