How'd it feel making her break her religion?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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