Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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