Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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