Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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