After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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