well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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