Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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