Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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