in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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