I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Pooping to opera.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
