problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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