I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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