I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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