i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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