I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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