so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have fence marks all over my body
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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