the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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