I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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