And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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