dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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