Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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