wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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