We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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