I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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