Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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