I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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