Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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