just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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