rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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