so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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