real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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