if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you inspire me to be a worse person
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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