i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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