hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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