we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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