nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
i think i just lost a toe
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