I am puke
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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Drake has all the answers
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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