i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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