I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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