We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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