it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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