belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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