I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
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Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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