Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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