So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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