The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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