They should really pass out barf bags in church
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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