She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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