i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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