I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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