I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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