i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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