You really coming over, don't trick.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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