Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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