in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I checked into jail on foursquare
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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